its the little things.

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

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royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

Seriously this is the best, septums are gross

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i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

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mntrose:

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

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